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I'm Sarah! I love Limbeck, bears, traveling, and beards. I live in Cincinnati, kind of. I like to say things like "rad" and "sweet jams."

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25 November 09

Until about the middle of the last century, most of the turkeys eaten on Thanksgiving would have been what we now call “heritage breeds,” including the Standard Bronze, Bourbon Red, White Holland, Naragansett, and Jersey Buff varieties. These turkeys are gorgeous, hardy creatures, developed in Europe and America over hundreds of years and rich in flavor. Though they are the ancestors to the Broad-Breasted White, a sort of made-up breed that arose in the 1960s with the advent of industrial turkey farms (the Broad-Breasted Bronze was mostly abandoned because its dark pinfeathers put off consumers), they bear little resemblance to that now ubiquitous bird in taste or texture.

Today more than 99 percent of turkeys sold in America come from the roughly 270 million raised on factory farms each year. These birds are bred to be so literally broad-breasted that by the time they are 8 weeks old, they are too fat to walk, much less procreate—every Broad-Breasted White on the market is the product of artificial insemination. They are kept in giant barns, given antibiotics to prevent disease, and fed constantly so that they reach maturity in almost half the time it takes a heritage turkey. The result is bland, mushy meat that we have come to equate with tenderness, but in reality processors inject the dressed birds with saline solutions and vegetable oils to improve “mouth feel” and keep the oversize breasts from drying out.

Julia Reed’s history of the Thanksgiving turkey is like a fine meal. (via newsweek)

GROSS.

(via dianakathleen)

Reblogged: dianakathleen

Posted: 1:36 PM

I am officially not a fan of birthdays. I don’t think I’ve ever had a birthday where people didn’t let me down.

(I had fun last night but people just really make me sad. I wish I weren’t turning into such a negative person.)

Posted: 4:07 AM
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redneckzilla:

whatuptokyo:

Das Racist - Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell  (Wallpaper Remix)

This is so legitimate.

bahhhhhh Ben played this at FB’s tonight. THIS IS MY JAM. seriously i fucking love it. I KNOW ALL THE WORDS.

Reblogged: redneckzilla

Posted: 4:05 AM
Fucking drunk. But this is me and Oswald, in emily’s room, we’ve been tight hsonce freshman year

Fucking drunk. But this is me and Oswald, in emily’s room, we’ve been tight hsonce freshman year

Posted: 4:03 AM
This shit was crazy

This shit was crazy

Posted: 4:03 AM
I puked on a street corner in a trash can downtown…happ birthday!!!

I puked on a street corner in a trash can downtown…happ birthday!!!

Posted: 3:56 AM
Clara at chuck e cheese!!

Clara at chuck e cheese!!

Posted: 3:55 AM
My boss baked for me!! Yesss

My boss baked for me!! Yesss

Posted: 3:54 AM
Just josh gooch running out into the residential villae to howl at the moon…

Just josh gooch running out into the residential villae to howl at the moon…

24 November 09

Starting my morning with Let Go by Nada Surf.

What else?! Definitely in my top 3 favorite albums of the decade.

Posted: 4:29 AM

I hope Michael hangs out tomorrow.

He’s in the Dopamines.

So I haven’t seen him in like a year, because they’ve been touring Europe and stuff.

I really don’t think I’ve seen him since my last birthday. Okay, maybe a couple times. But it’s rare.

Jimmy & Sharissa and Dustin & Tiffany are supposedly coming, and I’m pumped, if only because Jimmy is Charlie Day in my mind.

I need to sleep. I’m not going to class in the morning. Fuck that, it’s my birthday.

Posted: 4:03 AM
savethekitties:

This kitty is Raleigh, submitted by katiyeh. Raleigh loves going in boxes :)

and of course the kitty posted right after the one sticking its tongue out is a siamese that looks exaclty like Sky! :”’( I miss my kitty.

savethekitties:

This kitty is Raleigh, submitted by katiyeh. Raleigh loves going in boxes :)

and of course the kitty posted right after the one sticking its tongue out is a siamese that looks exaclty like Sky! :”’( I miss my kitty.

Reblogged: savethekitties

Posted: 4:02 AM
savethekitties:

This kitty is Pippin, submitted by kirrsch

ARGH my cat Sky used to stick her tongue out like that. cutest ever. :’(

savethekitties:

This kitty is Pippin, submitted by kirrsch

ARGH my cat Sky used to stick her tongue out like that. cutest ever. :’(

Reblogged: savethekitties

Posted: 3:52 AM

I have been 22 for nearly four hours.

I am drunk. Already I have:

  • spent time with Little Bear and Rachel
  • had a singalong of “Bitches Ain’t Shit” (the Ben Folds version, of course)
  • drank a lot of whiskey
  • watched the beginning of the Kitten Mittons episode of It’s Always Sunny (Does your cat make TOO MUCH NOISE?!?!)
  • played truth or dare spin the bottle
  • watched a frat guy I haven’t hung out with in 2 years run outside and howl at the moon (dares)
  • revealed how many people I have had sex with to a room of mostly strangers (truths)
  • explained to my friend how I really wanted her boyfriend before they dated, and my methods to get him, which failed, because he never thought i was being serious (truths)
  • witnessed friends and two frat boys demonstrate how they have orgasms (dares)
  • pretended like i was a freshman in college again (as you can see, by the  previous 5 bullets)
  • drink really gross High Life (which isn’t that gross, normally!)
  • get peter pan fake tattoos from Emily, Kyle, & Lauren (also my v-card back)
  • tell stories, hear stories
  • received midnight text messages and facebook wall posts
  • received a “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” message on my pillow from my roommate
  • worried if a boy hates me (oh that happens every day, insignificant)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tomorrow the celebration will continue at Chuck E. Cheese (which I just found out serves wine and beer, thank god), Grammer’s (for my underage friends), and FB’s (because Ben is DJing and apparently there will be dancing and well, I was invited to migrate my party there so I will!).

23 November 09
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh